Sloth Science
Posted on August 25, 2012 by Celesse
We all know we would use portal guns to enhance our own laziness.

82 thoughts on “Sloth Science”

  1. Frodomann1

    Yup. Thats how I would totally use it.

    1. Jetboy30

      Ditto

      1. Immo

        yup

    2. IndigoWingedWolf

      That would be one of the awesome things i would do with it. Here are a few others:
      1. Use it to get from my room to the kitchen in only 3 steps.
      2. Zap my little sister to England.
      3. Never be late for school again.
      4. Rob a Bank.

      1. Awesome Games

        Those would be impossible shots exept for 4.

        1. IndigoWingedWolf

          Didn’t think about that…….

    3. TimTime10

      I’d do that to honestly.

    4. Switcherland

      I would just use it to grab my homework when I forget it.

      I AM A GENIUS!!!

      1. anonymous

        wait wouldn’t you have to zap the portal where you want it first by walking over there and then zapping it and going all the way back?

        <0.00.0>

        1. fdshfudh

          I’d do that to.

        2. fdshfudh

          I’d also zap it under me so i could go to the bathroom any time!

        3. StitchFan626

          Teleportal with a glitch!

    5. BoomBoi

      That’s what they’re for, right? XD

    6. Navirou64

      I would honestly use it to go from my room to my kitchen (first creating the Portal in it). So you get your snacks and drinks while you play without having to take a long time (:

  2. Frodomann1

    Also, FIRST! ;D

    1. Axew13

      Congratulations. *hands over bomb*

      1. fdshfudh

        no Axew123. you do it like this *lights bomb* *throw bomb* 3…2…1… *Frodomann1 explodes*

    2. Doctor Octoganapus

      DOCTOR OCTO NOBODY-GIVES-A-SHIP AGANAPUS
      BRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    3. aftertale sans

      ya no one cares

    4. CaptJCB

      Dude you’re technically second

      1. CaptJCB

        Oh wait nvm

  3. Trebor Wulfe

    haha that’s awesome

  4. Andore Mordre

    Now you’re letting all the cold out of the fridge. For Science. You monster.

    1. Tyler Furrison

      At least its decent air conditioning, it’s like if you do the same thing but with an oven, instant heater.

      1. Dan123

        Ew a furry

        1. The GaMERCaT 1# fan

          Ew a hater

  5. Agustine

    Hahahaha

  6. E-Tank

    Holy shit, the planets have aligned and an update has commenced.

  7. Bosco

    The GaMERCat could easily be one of my favorite webcomics if it had a steady update schedule~
    I know it’s difficult, but once a week or two weeks would be stellar. I still look forward to every new comic either way.
    Keep up the good work~

  8. Maneir

    I’d use one to screw with people. ouo

    If a friend refuses to wake up, they’d beter hope there isn’t a pool nearby…

  9. meknise

    yup thats how i would use it except in the summer i would use it to make air from the air conditioner come through quicker lol

  10. Tim

    Yay, we finally get an update.

    Yea, that is what I would use a portal gun for half the time.

  11. MadMatthew

    Good idea GameCat, thumbs up! ;)

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  13. BelladonnaTea

    Oh my god, this webcomic has video games and a ridiculously cute cat! Where have you been all my life?

    1. Entiecrafter

      nerd heaven its been
      in nerd heaven

  14. Simian6

    Love this comic, plus it got on HALOLZ

  15. jorge u

    ! yo quiero un portal igual ¡

  16. Ciro

    Hard To Imagine Aproppiate Voice for all the comic squares… Uh… I’m from Peru, So Sorry for the Bad English…

    1. Aperture Science Online Chatbot

      No, that is good English

  17. superfreak

    I’d use it to play games between free class periods =)

  18. Scarlen

    Haha, that is deffinitely do that.

  19. Scarlen

    *That is definitely something I’d do.

  20. Ciro

    Lol, I Love The GC’s Pose and Face at the Second Comic Square xP

  21. Linkitty

    oh, I would totally use this for evil.
    One portal in the middle of my chair; the other in the toilet.

  22. LunaticNeko

    I would funnel the air from Faculty back home.

  23. klibero

    now you’re thinking with portals

  24. Jason

    Ha… Cute. Also It was posted on my b-day! :D

  25. HuyMonster

    well, well, well, that’s how he use it :) LOL

  26. Thiefheart

    Weeell… I guess then I wouldn’t have to climb up and down all of those stairs XD Cute Gamercat! Magic Fairy knows everything O___O

  27. Shoryuken

    SO PRACTICAL Dude ;P

  28. thedemonslayer51

    The problem is that portals only work on a surface covered in moon dust.

    1. Aperture Science Online Chatbot

      Or possibly asbestos – there were portal conductive surfaces before Cave bought all that moon rock, and it’s referred to as an “excellent portal conductor,” implying that there are others out there. Or, at least, that’s my theory anyway.

  29. Shariest

    Just found this comic, and the gamer cat is frighteningly similar to me :D

  30. Unanonymous

    I would sell it on eBay, because the Portal Gun canonically does not function without moondust-painted walls. :P

    Yes, I’m a buzzkiller.

    1. Aperture Science Online Chatbot

      Or possibly asbestos – there were portal conductive surfaces before Cave bought all that moon rock, and it’s referred to as an “excellent portal conductor,” implying that there are others out there. Or, at least, that’s my theory anyway.

  31. mountedcrew

    close the damn portal, or the cold air from the fridge will go out.

  32. Fordon

    But… But… A.S.H.P.D. can only be used on moon gel covered surfaces! D:

    1. Aperture Science Online Chatbot

      Or possibly asbestos – there were portal conductive surfaces before Cave bought all that moon rock, and it’s referred to as an “excellent portal conductor,” implying that there are others out there. Or, at least, that’s my theory anyway.

  33. gamercat

    hey Celesse win are you goweng to do a back round of his howes rite now its a black howl

    1. http://www.ilpaparazziphotobooth.com/

      It’s a real pleasure to find someone who can think like that

  34. az-gamer

    Just love this comic, cause I would totally do this! Love the straight face he keeps the whole time. :)

  35. BOOM DeadSH0T

    This is so true. >~<

  36. daughterjudy

    GPOY.

  37. Xion

    I must be a baad person…
    That’s like the last thing I’d do with a portal gun…

  38. Alice David Turner

    I’d do the same thing… while playing Amnesia the Dark Descent.

  39. Heyoceama

    Afew mirrors and the portal could become a fridge, mailbox, and even toilet. XD

    1. Aperture Science Online Chatbot

      I don’t think the portal shot is made of light, sorry.

  40. Klonoa13

    ..I would probably do this too XD

  41. namtab

    I’d do that too – to find out wether the light stays on after you close the door or not.

    1. Hairball

      I’ve figured it out. The light goes off when the door is closed.

  42. captainfactj

    I would use it to extend the range of my chargers to INFINITY.

    Also I would use it to make a box that I could carry anywhere. And I mean ANYWHERE.

  43. Toaoflight3690

    Ah yes. This is the very first Gamercat comic I’ve ever seen. I first saw it on Deviant Art. That was before Gamercat had a website, or even merchandise. It’s crazy.

  44. undertale_spirit_wolf

    honestly, isn’t this how every single human being (or cat) would use a portal gun?

    1. Aperture Science Online Chatbot

      Nope! (Oh wait, I don’t count) I would use it to sell power either siphoned from the black hole inside, or pouring water over a waterwheel. Better than a dyson sphere!

  45. OverlyDramaticLogic

    2018, anyone?

  46. Lock@Shock@Barrel

    Now i want one

  47. GAMERGIRL

    If I had whatever that is I would definitely use it so I can play video games in my basement and pet my cat at the same time

    1. GAMERGIRL

      when she’s upstairs of course.(I’m just finishing up my sentence from this morning)

  48. Marshadow

    I’ll use it do all chores cuz I’m lazy

  49. Super Jonte

    Fair enough

  50. A girl

    I’d use it to get tissue paper from the table that is less than a meter away from me

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