Deep Shallows

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41 thoughts on “Deep Shallows

  1. Sooooo, I know what app I’m not getting…

    1. True… I myself has heard of this app, and I thought I would never play any phone games… Until I saw Pokemon Go. Then being fit kinda became the aftermath of phone games. XD

    2. they discontinued it anyway

  2. Those are rather…personal questions.

    Are we sure that Nintendo is not secretly the Illuminati?

    1. Of course it isn’t, Rain Dreamer!
      Nintendo is the secret services (or, alternatively, the Big Brother… it’s almost the same),. ;)

    2. im pretty sure Nintendo is run by like the government and the president just wants all your personal information

      1. umm they cant be controlled by the president, nintendos japanese

        1. Illuminati. Get Rekt

        2. I find this… disturbing

  3. my Mii asked me what my ideal wedding would be like, and my only friend on it is my boyfriend, I deleted the app

    1. You can skip questions, you know.

    2. I got that Question too and all i could say was “Preferably real” Because i don’t see me ever getting married but i’d want to do so

  4. Fortunately it is not available in my country!
    (but two friends pirated it anyway and slap each other every evening)

  5. You can skip any question you want, but it will still be available to answer later. I have SDAM and so I skipped all that required episodic memory.

  6. srsly… you can just skip that -.-

    1. IT DOESN’T MATTER, READING THEM IS ENOUGH TO MENTALLY HARM YOURSELF

      1. Why do you always answer with all caps? are you karkat or something, because if you are, that would be fuckin sweet!

        1. I miss the good old days- when zodiac signs werent always a meaning an expected reference to HS and typing in caps meant you were angry our your caps were stuck.

          I like HS and all, its just the way it is everywhere and becoming its own archetype that im commenting on.

      2. Please… please… for the sake of everyone on here… stop replying in all caps.

  7. Am I the only one curious about his favorite show?

    1. Nah. I’m more curious about the thing he wants to forget.

      What sins shall I find crawling on your back, Mr. GaMERCaT?

      1. Wooow XD

        Get dunked on, GaMERCaT.

      2. Most likely puking up his dinner and eating it again

  8. Three days…that’s how long I had that crap before deleting it off my phone forever.

  9. Christ, this cat is getting depressed over everything lately!
    -Christmas sales
    -Toriel’s death
    -losing at Guitar Hero (well, almost)
    and now this!

  10. more like data-mining.. i wonder what good it would do to have the personal data of a kitty
    why is the comments thing telling me i’m commenting too fast?

  11. YOU’RE ONLY MAKING IT LESS POSSIBLE TO WAIT TWO YEARS!

  12. I think I’ve answered all of their questions. When I tap on my Mii, all I get is “I was going to ask you something, but I forgot.” I thought for sure Nintendo would have had well over 500 questions.

    …what? Something I said?

  13. OMG you know Journey? the one made by Giant Squid? they r making a new game called ABZU and you should totally make a comic about it!! omg I would love to see abzu in here!

  14. Aww, what a cute little app. The only reason why I got it on my sis’s phone is because coins were being offered upon using it on My Nintendo account. It is a battery eater. If it wasn’t for that fact, I would’ve had my sis uninstall it right off.

  15. Nintendo just joined Apple and Google on the list of companies who want to know your darkest secrets

    1. And M$ with their forced W10 trojan. It looks like spying is very profitable business.

  16. DELET THIS AP

  17. The Wizard of Merlin

    There’s something next to the green soda in the fridge that looks like chocolate syrup.
    DON’T DRINK IT, GAMERCAT.

  18. I honestly thought he was saying his favourite ice cream flavour was “cute”.

  19. You realize these are some of the questions the game actually ask you?

  20. You realize that these are actually questions the game ask you?!

  21. Sry I commented 2 times in arrow it wasn’t showing up for me :-)

  22. Poor gc, poor poor gc

  23. LUCKY , GAMERCAT

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