Glutton for Punishment

This comic is based off some comments my friend made while viewing the Dark Souls 3 E3 trailer (and I know very well they're going to buy it anyway).

48 thoughts on “Glutton for Punishment

  1. first. also, i never knew it came out!!!
    i bet that enemy will take about… 100 tries to defeat.
    Praise the sun!

    1. Did you just make a first comment, and NOT get blue shelled!?

      1. IN FIVE AND A HALF YEARS!?

      2. Yes sir

  2. -I mean, another Dark Souls? Do this people never get tired of milking a franchise to death!? This is absurd…

    +Ok dude, this is the 42th time you watch the trailer. When the hell are you gonna pre-order it!?

    -…I did it 2 weeks ago…

    1. 42nd*

      1. Forty-two-th

  3. hmm, i wounder how she will ever defeat that boss.
    PUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCH= Nano
    BUTTON maaaaaaAAAAAAAASH!= Glitch
    he looks so worried. i think he should be.
    have u added nano to the character list? plz do!

  4. i can imagine nano shaking him like that, my 10-year-old cousin does that every time to me when he catches a legendary or shiny in pokemon X.
    btw how did u make that enemy??? its made so awesomely well!!!!!

  5. It’s too big and it’s on fire? Don’t you mean it’s not big enough and there’s not enough fire? Mix some lightning up with that fire while you’re at it.

    1. ANOTHER galaxy sized soulless monster? PLEASE SOME VARIETY!

  6. She is the perfect girlfriend for GC!

  7. No! Don’t pre-order it yet! IT COULD BE FILLED WITH BUGS THAT MIGHT NEED PATCHING!

  8. Realistic gamer logic here. Says only negative things about a game upon seeing the trailer, sounds like he/she will hate it. Still one of the first to get it.

    1. Pretty much sums up my opinion of the new Mystery Dungeon.

      1. I cant wait for the new mystery dungeon. I loved all the other ones

      2. You’re in luck…it is a succesful reboot of the series after the maddeningly easy yet hard yet bad and fun yet boring thing known as Gates to Infinity.

  9. Don’t take the 3rd panel out of context, mmkay

    1. fight is the new innuendo

    2. Eyyy, my work here is already done. Away!

  10. I can’t take something THAT big.
    No!! It’s hot!! It’s too hot and too big!! …………
    I’ll go put myself in timeout now.

  11. I just finished reading every comic and I officially love Glitch but I wish we could have a “throwback” to where he played his Pokemon Red game and was in the game probably catching magikarps? I love these comics and hopefully I will purchase a glitch plush soon.

    1. That would be so adorable!

      1. the shiny sylveon who likes tea

        i am like nano in the fact that i am a girl and like fighty shooty games like road redmption tho that may be becuase i preferd to play w my older boy cousin and my brother to playing w other girls and i still play that sort of game w them

  12. these 2 are so good together, same size, age, puking, etc

  13. And then there was Shadow of the Colossus. Too, too, TOO BIG. Perfect size.

    1. Omg!! Somebody else actually played Shadow of the Colossus? Your my new favorite! I freaking love that game!!!

      1. It’s actually not that rare among 20yo+ gamers to have played this gem. It is a very renown game, you know? One of the best of ps2.

        1. Ezio the Zoroark

          I played this when i was 16 and I’m 18 now the only other person who’s played this game that I know is my twin brother
          -.-‘

  14. I think that GaMERCat should play Shantae and the Pirates Curse. °^°

    1. …And YOU’VE played Shantae and the Pirate’s Curse. I totally think we could be friends. n_n

      1. Yeah that’s sounds cool!

  15. >too big
    Yeah, if your game is SERIOUS BUSINESS maybe.

    Meanwhile Kratos is calling up a Certain Friend of his and is like “DUDE YOU’VE GOT TO FALCON PUNCH THIS THING IT’LL BE GREAT”

    …did I just write a MMDMT fanfic?

    1. Why do you talk like that was the only game I’ve played? I believe in multi-platform gaming.

      1. MMDMT? I also not that stingy when it comes to playing some games on certain consoles for instance there is a lot of good looking Playstation 3 games I wanna try out.

      2. What, too subtle? I just crossed Sony and Nintendo exclusives.

        MMDMT = thepunchlineismachismo.com

  16. … wow… those two are so cute together~ ADORABLEEEEE RAAARNGH!!

  17. PathOfTheAwesomePie

    That feeling you get when you check out the trailers and special features of the next game you’ve been hoping and waiting for only to be solely dissapointed by what you expected to see with something you really didn’t like………but still preorder it anyways~ #IWantItStill

  18. It sucks that that guy wasn’t actually a boss

  19. Glitch is just like “this girl is crahyzy…”

  20. Wow, just WOW

  21. Lock@Shock@Barrel

    Wow, just WOW

  22. Wow, just WOW

  23. Hey it won’t let me say the same thing again

  24. How did you do it

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