Offerings
Posted on November 4, 2013 by Celesse

46 thoughts on “Offerings”

  1. WaveRave

    omg so cute, and first!

    1. Note Science

      You! you are an example of all that is wrong with the internet! LoL, jk, I don’t care. :)

    2. WaveRaveDumb

      You are an example of all that is wrong with the internet. No, not joking.

      1. anonymous

        both of you are whats wrong with humanity joking and not joking

        1. Splatato

          Yeah

        2. gamer master

          fire the blue shells!

        3. fdshfudh

          already did! *mountain of blue shells behind me* *throws all of them*

        4. AR

          And YOU… need to stop because the joke isn’t funny anymore 😠

    3. BLUE SHELL

      BLUE SHEEEEL

    4. CaptJCB

      *USES BLUE SHELL SUBMACHINE GUN*

  2. MDranz

    The joys of cat ownership.
    Though, ours just licked the face off a mouse instead of force-feeding.

    1. ZeldaFan4Life

      mine had droped birds on the front porch as presents

  3. Anon

    That’s what you get for giving your cat a ball of yarn instead of a new controller with headset…

  4. zenos

    that pat pat in the first panel and glitch’s buutt on the floor in the last panel is so cute!

    1. (0-0)

      gliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitcch buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt

    2. AR

      u r weird, who thinks a CAT BUTT is CUTE?!?!?

  5. Carlosfer2201

    looool
    Man look what happens when the comic releases on another site first, barely any comments here. It’s taken me a lot of restraint to keep coming here alone, specially since I get the notifications about new comics on my facebook

  6. Talcom

    Ewww-ew-ew-ew…….panel 5 makes me shiver. GaMERCaT and Glitch are still as cute as ever though! There are so many things I like about this comic – dialogue and topic of choice being two of them. I am very glad I found you on deviant art.

  7. c3p

    soooo should i read on tapastic from now on? do they have a RSS Feed?

  8. Do i really need a name

    5th panel.WOW GC….just……wow

  9. Dugsiii

    Lol sooooo funny

  10. OldGrimm

    My cats never bring me dead animal offerings… But when I woke up this morning as one of them jumped off the windowsill and rebounded off my leg… I heard oddly disturbing music…

    I sat up and looked around… “WTF?! Why is my TV on, and who was playing Prototype on my 360 last night?!”

    1. l h8 rude people

      is this true or just a joke to make fun of them?

  11. Marscaleb

    You… FOUND it; you didn’t kill it yourselves?!

  12. The Jesster

    so… the cat is clever enough to get an online job (and do it to boot), but not enough to know the value of a dead bird to a human? .__. i gues he needs to be catty about some things

  13. ASP

    Everything about cats now makes perfect sense.

  14. pyrosaitan1

    lol, i love how glitch holds out the dead bird so innocently, its hilarious

  15. jorge u

    as with any such incentive would be up in the act, and not just to buy the console video …

  16. MattoMatteo

    Thi is why I’ll NEVER EVER have a cat… OO’

  17. Treb Meister

    Cats… whether or not they play videos games, they will give you unwanted “gifts”…. all those dead lizards……..

  18. foducool

    sorry kitties, your owner is not impressed by your tribute

  19. KittyKat

    …
    They’re getting the xbox1 and the ps launcher preorderd, right?

  20. mightymilo02

    THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!

  21. Dovekitty

    Now I know why the cat down the street leaves dead birds on the doorstep and sits next to them as if waiting for something…
    (Great comic by the way. Hilarious.)

  22. Kitsu

    OMG they are both like my cat, all in one…and he is black and white as well, creepy

  23. Aeslynn676

    When we lived at my sister’s house (husband was laid off during the sequestering), our cat would leave dead mice in front of our bedroom door.

    We quickly learned to turn the hallway light on if we left the room at night for anything.

    For that reason more than any reason I’m SO glad our apartment we now have is mouse free.

  24. Jenny Creed

    Cats do these things because they think you can’t hunt your own food. In case the pet/master relationship between man and cat was in doubt.

  25. Toaoflight3690

    Trying not to hurl here.

  26. Sammy the Gaming Wolf Girl

    I remember once I was sleeping over at my aunt’s house. She had 5 cats at the time. The one that I really liked and got along with was this handsome tortoiseshell named Domino. I found out that if your the first one awake, he expects you to feed him. And if Domino’s not fed in the morning he’ll leave you gifts to try and bribe you into feeding him. So I was playing games on my laptop while eating cereal and went to use the bathroom. When I came back, there was a dead bird lying on my keyboard and Domino was sitting there, looking at me. It was SO gross.

  27. Yuuko- Chan

    Humans probably won’t want a dead bird…

    1. 🔻

      that’s the point(I think)

  28. Polandczechball Gaming

    Why the bird when he would throw up

  29. Mega Man N

    You know I’ve seen cats do that, now I’m convinced that all of them kill birds to make deals.

  30. StruckZeus

    i once found a dead bird in front of my house, and my neighbor has a cat. coincidence?

  31. Super Jonte

    I don’t think so

  32. A girl

    46th comment yay

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