Cucco Herder
Posted on May 22, 2017 by Celesse
Efficient.

33 thoughts on “Cucco Herder”

  1. Tao

    ♪ I see what’s happening here,
    You’re face to face with Gamercat, and it’s strange
    You don’t even know how you feel – It’s adorable!
    Well, it’s nice to see Zelda games never change ♪

    1. TheGamerKitsune

      YES.

    2. Pznano

      I…I….I love it! People should continue this momma play track.

      1. steamcrusader

        now watch me slice,
        I’ll kill this chicken

        now watch me die, die
        i am an idiot.

        who cares about whipping or naynaying

      2. Switcherland

        (Sung to “Party in the USA”)
        So I take my sword out
        I slice the chicken,
        But then it ran away,
        Now a chicken mob came my way, now a chicken mob came my way
        So I put my hands up
        and run for my life
        So that I’ll survive today
        Yay yay yaaaay
        It’s a party in a Zelda Game

    3. Sammy the Gaming Wolf Girl

      Ahhhh Clever! Heres a Believer Parody I came up with.

      First things first
      Imma play all the games I wanna play
      I’m fired up and tired of the way the made me wait, oh
      oooh, oooh
      They way they made me wait, oh
      oooh, oooh.

      Second things second
      Don’t you tell me why you think I shouldn’t game
      I’m the one with the controller
      I’m the master of the game, oh
      oooh, oooh
      The master of the game, oh
      oooh, oooh

      That’s all I got so far. xD

    4. Lucky

      Open your eyes, let’s begin
      Yes, it’s really me, it’s GamerCat: breathe it in!

      I know it’s a lot: the fur, the bod!
      When you’re staring at a gaming-god!

  2. Nespa

    i wonder if this guy is allergic to :P

  3. Venalitor

    But. . . but they’re alive. Their eyes are still in. Their entrails untrailed. Livers unmoved. Bowels still plugged.

    These cuckoos are pansies.

  4. darevenin

    Nailed it!

  5. Button Mash

    Fact: This is also how you harvest eggs.

  6. Doggo

    Not again

  7. Snoots

    I liked the first one (some time back). The blue-faced look on the allergic-to-cuckoos girl was hilarious.

  8. Furry Robbie, The

    You’re welcome

  9. AnniChu

    Again? XD

  10. ThisAdamGuy

    … does this actually work? I legit would not be surprised if this actually worked.

    1. Hylian Shieldmaiden

      Even though I already found all his cuccos, I tried it anyway. There were 3 in the pen before the cuccos attacked me, and 3 after the attack was over. So I guess it doesn’t work, which is sad XD

  11. Merchant of Pain

    NPCs. No gratitude these days.

  12. ColdFusion

    Why didn’t I think of that?

    1. steamcrusader

      because you are not as much of a comedic genius as Samantha Whitten.

    2. Lunar Dragon

      Have you tried a cucco shield? Take 1 cucco, find some monsters and make sure that they hit the cucco a few times. (Warning, is not as effective on stronger monsters)

      1. ShadowGamer

        Did you steal this from Dorkly?

  13. 나탈리

    Pen? Shouldn’t it be hen? Is it jut a typo or I’m missing some inside joke since I haven’t played the game?

    1. Ambaryerno

      Pen

      noun
      1. a small enclosure for domestic animals.
      2. animals so enclosed:
      We have a pen of twenty sheep.
      3. an enclosure used for confinement or safekeeping:
      We have built several pens to hold our harvest of corn.

      1. 나탈리

        Oh I always thought it was hen, didn’t know about this perhaps since english is not my native. Thanks for explaining though :)

        1. Flying Fox

          I know English and I didn’t know this. :P

  14. AwkwardSpaceOctopus

    Is it just me, or is that expression in the last panel reminiscent of Sans? :p

    1. HamCat

      CAN’T UNSEE

  15. Drakefire

    Wait a dang second… chickens kill you in Zelda, and people kill you in skyrim when you atack chickens… what if all the chickens in skyrim concord all and its just far in the future?*insert illuminati music here*

  16. Lock@Shock@Barrel

    Never attack a cucco

  17. anonymous

    it would be hilarious if the cucco was the hero of hyrule because it is immortal can use a punishing attack that can deal major damage if used right and can glide so why not

  18. Nyan (Nano)

    At least I got your chickens!!!

  19. NooBoo

    LOL

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