â™ª I see what’s happening here,
You’re face to face with Gamercat, and it’s strange
You don’t even know how you feel – It’s adorable!
Well, it’s nice to see Zelda games never change â™ª
I…I….I love it! People should continue this momma play track.
now watch me slice,
I’ll kill this chicken
now watch me die, die
i am an idiot.
who cares about whipping or naynaying
(Sung to “Party in the USA”)
So I take my sword out
I slice the chicken,
But then it ran away,
Now a chicken mob came my way, now a chicken mob came my way
So I put my hands up
and run for my life
So that I’ll survive today
Yay yay yaaaay
It’s a party in a Zelda Game
Ahhhh Clever! Heres a Believer Parody I came up with.
First things first
Imma play all the games I wanna play
I’m fired up and tired of the way the made me wait, oh
They way they made me wait, oh
Second things second
Don’t you tell me why you think I shouldn’t game
I’m the one with the controller
I’m the master of the game, oh
The master of the game, oh
That’s all I got so far. xD
Open your eyes, let’s begin
Yes, it’s really me, it’s GamerCat: breathe it in!
I know it’s a lot: the fur, the bod!
When you’re staring at a gaming-god!
i wonder if this guy is allergic to :P
But. . . but they’re alive. Their eyes are still in. Their entrails untrailed. Livers unmoved. Bowels still plugged.
These cuckoos are pansies.
Fact: This is also how you harvest eggs.
I liked the first one (some time back). The blue-faced look on the allergic-to-cuckoos girl was hilarious.
… does this actually work? I legit would not be surprised if this actually worked.
Even though I already found all his cuccos, I tried it anyway. There were 3 in the pen before the cuccos attacked me, and 3 after the attack was over. So I guess it doesn’t work, which is sad XD
NPCs. No gratitude these days.
Why didn’t I think of that?
because you are not as much of a comedic genius as Samantha Whitten.
Have you tried a cucco shield? Take 1 cucco, find some monsters and make sure that they hit the cucco a few times. (Warning, is not as effective on stronger monsters)
Did you steal this from Dorkly?
Pen? Shouldn’t it be hen? Is it jut a typo or I’m missing some inside joke since I haven’t played the game?
1. a small enclosure for domestic animals.
2. animals so enclosed:
We have a pen of twenty sheep.
3. an enclosure used for confinement or safekeeping:
We have built several pens to hold our harvest of corn.
Oh I always thought it was hen, didn’t know about this perhaps since english is not my native. Thanks for explaining though :)
I know English and I didn’t know this. :P
Is it just me, or is that expression in the last panel reminiscent of Sans? :p
Wait a dang second… chickens kill you in Zelda, and people kill you in skyrim when you atack chickens… what if all the chickens in skyrim concord all and its just far in the future?*insert illuminati music here*
Never attack a cucco
it would be hilarious if the cucco was the hero of hyrule because it is immortal can use a punishing attack that can deal major damage if used right and can glide so why not
At least I got your chickens!!!
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