Congratulations for continuing a practice that is over 20 years old, doesn’t add anything to the comment section, and even in the first year of starting was already considered an act of trolling.
I haven’t played this game yet (BotW is taking up all my Switch time) but what is it with Nintendo making you fake interest for items? It makes me feel bad for doing it, but I’ll have to do it for 100% completion.
Also a world where capturing animals and forcing them into conflicts is legal.
And a pink blob capable of consuming nearly anything which fights hellish eldritch abominations.
And a parasite which drains your energy while you flail helpessly.
Should I go on?
Mario’s just a big ol’ sociopath. You ever played Super Mario 3D World? How in the title screen, there’s this little place where goombas and turtles just dawdle around, until Mario and his pals run on-screen and start stomping around on them for literally no reason. I just find it a bit difficult to sympathize with him.
“We have a goal?”
“Sure. Why did you think we were here?”
“Well, I just figured we’d wander around, kill some sentient creatures because they had green skin and fangs and we don’t, and then take their stuff.”
You think that’s bad?
Keep in mind that in the original Super Mario Bros., the manual reveals that all the brick blocks you break during your adventure are actually Mushroom Kingdom citizens transformed by Bowser’s magic.
Hey could you do a comic on destiny 2, it’s a great game overall despite being filled with dlcs and some micro transactions. And anyways that could be used with the annoying fairy.
The microtransactions are mostly cosmetic things anyway. Sure ghost shells, ships, and sparrows now offer some minor bonuses, but nothing game changing
Kay bye….. (Calls 9-1-1)
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If you thing about it, there are a lot of things not properly correct. Think about pokemon. In their world they are are just like animals. In the real world, make animals fighting only for fun isn’t legal and it’s cruel. Why it isn’t in pokemon world
The best thing to do with these things is try to ignore them. And, by the time, you will accept them. You have to learn how to do this if you start to watch videos about obscure theories about video games.
So u fall in love with goomet then kill her possible husband and leave her there just to get a stupid MOON man when I did it I did NOT fell sorry NO MERCY…until now u ruined my lifeeeeeeeeee
131 thoughts on “Heartbreaker”
Immameowzing
FFFFIIIIIRRRRSSSSSTTTTT!!!
Immameowzing
Hah, I’m first
Immameowzing
And the rainbow star is in my control
Immameowzing
Try and blue shell me now!
Switcherland
dodododododododododododo…
time on the Rainbow Star ran out
BLUE SHELL!!!
LordViking
Congratulations for continuing a practice that is over 20 years old, doesn’t add anything to the comment section, and even in the first year of starting was already considered an act of trolling.
Immameowzing
It’s still fun though
Falcontail
Dude,chats as fun as putting a peanut in the sandwich of a kid who’s deathly allergic to peanuts
Bibab
What
Falcontail
*thats, not chats
Immameowzing
That’s quite fun
NinetaNeko
Um, That would hurt the kid
what if he noticed the small lump in his sandwich from the peanut
Immameowzing
Oh, and thanks
Immameowzing
For congratulating me
Switcherland
DIE!!!!!
LB899
Remember, the star only lasts so long… And it wears off very quickly when you’re in first…
#kechup
Please stop
Immameowzing
Well, there’s another set of item boxes is close by…
Falcontail
Well it’s been 6 days it has to have worn off by now *blue shells him*
Immameowzing
Hah, you hit the other guy
Immameowzing
I dropped back to second and regained first when you hit him
Falcontail
Please consider removing yourself from the gene pool in any way possible, much appreciated, thanks!
Immameowzing
And I can always drop back to second, then regain first with the red shell
Anony-mouse
No, this is Mario Kart Wii, and it will hit you anyway.
Who else has been in first, had a blue shell thrown at them, unintentionally get passed by a few cpu, and then get hit with the shell?
whocares69
Kill yourself and make the world a slightly better place.
sebacostamr
No clue what’s worse: Unfunny first comments or people telling posters of said comments to commit not exist
Falcontail
Both make me want to commit no more blood flow
Immameowzing
Nah, suicide doesn’t seem very fun
Daisy Kitty
Tell Yuri that! (ddlc)
Purpleturtle
too soon dude
Switcherland
You really like Fatal Frame, don’t you?
ShadowGamer
And Sayori.
Neko
Please don’t encourage suicide…….
Daisy Kitty
Sorry…
Yoyo
You’re worse than a “first” commenter.
Neko
Who me?
Immameowzing
This is why ‘R U ok day’ exists
Indigo Winged Wolf
DUDE! The heck?!
Justin
Whocares69 is now my favorite person
Here
Dicordual
I think the worst part of this is when you get down by jumping on each Goomba individually while Goombette cries
LordViking
I haven’t played this game yet (BotW is taking up all my Switch time) but what is it with Nintendo making you fake interest for items? It makes me feel bad for doing it, but I’ll have to do it for 100% completion.
RayvenShade
This is why, after I get the moon, I keep the hookah stack there. She continues being happy after I leave.
RayvenShade
Auto correct! I mean Goomba.
Shadowydreamer
I mean .. a hookah stack would probably keep her pretty happy too.. :D
The GaMERCaT 2.0
I do the same thing. Keep her happy for more power moons ;)
Neko
I haven’t played (scince i dont have it) but i would do the same thing
KingLeoAries
Nintendo: The family friendly video game company that gave us horny chestnut-mushroom monsters
HamCat
Also a world where capturing animals and forcing them into conflicts is legal.
And a pink blob capable of consuming nearly anything which fights hellish eldritch abominations.
And a parasite which drains your energy while you flail helpessly.
Should I go on?
745-RR
|Nintendo: The family friendly video game company that gave us derpy chestnut-mushroom monsters
FTFY (Fixed that for you)
Doom Cat
Wait was Bayonetta created by Nintendo? No, it’s just on the Switch
Tyler F. (Gayer than Edward)
Still a better love story than Twilight
#kechup
So ture
Tyler Furrison
“ture”
#kechup
sorry typo
Indigo Winged Wolf
shots fired
Neko
*bew bew bew bew bew bew* *foghorn sounds*
Falcontail
Still a better love story then Romeo and Juliet
Indigo Winged Wolf
OH SNAP
Neko
Ya that’s fair….
HamCat
Still a better love story than Wuthering Heights.
#kechup
Yay!!!!! Second volume¡!!!!!!!
Classic Steve
I don’t feel too sorry for Goombette, because she falls in love at first sight with *any* Goomba. She’ll be over her heartbreak fast.
Snocone
She does seem to have very low standards.
Falcontail
THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME
Leaf_It
How insensitive. They probably have unique personalities or something.
Falcontail
They all have different walk patterns, that’s it
SoakySpud
Second!
GoldenDonutzGaming
Shuddup.
GoldenDonutzGaming
Also SERIOUSLY, what the heck is it with all of this “FIRST!” garbage?
[im sure this will have no affect whatsoever on the garbage first comments]
Immameowzing
Make sure you lock your doors at night
Immameowzing
If you don’t want to feel my wrath
Falcontail
Commit not breathing anymore
Immameowzing
I already have…
Neko
Are you ok……..
Immameowzing
No
Neko
Please…..get some help…… suicide isn’t funny……
Bullet
I will never be able to get this moon…
Dan The Squid
PLEASE MAKE AN OCTO EXPANSION COMIC
Immameowzing
PLEASE MAKE A COOKIE CLICKER GRANDMAPOCALYPSE COMIC
Immameowzing
PLEASE MAKE AN OCTODAD COMIC
Tygofive
-Octo expansion is required-
ColdFusion
She’s the one who only likes guys if they stack high enough
kyguns
do a yo-kai watch busters comic!
Falcontail
No
Immameowzing
Yup, no
a fan of the comic
why not
Immameowzing
The game sucks
Neko
Don’t yuck other people’s yum(not saying I would play it but still)
ChaosSorceror_Davidicus
Goombella just can’t find a good man, not since that one guy in Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door. He was a class act.
The_MeltingClock
___ |\ __\ \ |__| I made a cube :)
The_MeltingClock
didn’t work :(
Robert
Mario’s just a big ol’ sociopath. You ever played Super Mario 3D World? How in the title screen, there’s this little place where goombas and turtles just dawdle around, until Mario and his pals run on-screen and start stomping around on them for literally no reason. I just find it a bit difficult to sympathize with him.
Falcontail
“Hey, I gots an idea, let’s kill the sun!!!”
HamCat
“We have a goal?”
“Sure. Why did you think we were here?”
“Well, I just figured we’d wander around, kill some sentient creatures because they had green skin and fangs and we don’t, and then take their stuff.”
Luke_The_Ripper
You think that’s bad?
Keep in mind that in the original Super Mario Bros., the manual reveals that all the brick blocks you break during your adventure are actually Mushroom Kingdom citizens transformed by Bowser’s magic.
Falcontail
I heard about that
Abbykatie
Me too, there are people who make video only about these obscure things
Abbykatie
Piranha plants too are mushroom kingdom’s citizens
Arkham nite
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
CyberDragon
I totally relate to this. I always kind of felt bad for the Goombette
Ikora Rey
Hey could you do a comic on destiny 2, it’s a great game overall despite being filled with dlcs and some micro transactions. And anyways that could be used with the annoying fairy.
Falcontail
SOME
NerfHerder88
The microtransactions are mostly cosmetic things anyway. Sure ghost shells, ships, and sparrows now offer some minor bonuses, but nothing game changing
bobross
genji gamercat
Tyler Furrison
comment
Tyler Furrison
better be mixed with mercury
Tyler Furrison
was meant to be a replay to Justin
Justin
Good. No water.
Tygofive
Wow. 281 comics now! 19 more and there will be enough for a volume 3 book!
Tygofive
Go commit drincc liquid ice
Justin
NO! *jumps out window and steals car*
Neko
??? 0-0
Falcontail
Ummm ?-?
Indigo Winged Wolf
Kay bye….. (Calls 9-1-1)
Hi Police? Someone in this comments section just stole a car…What site? Oh, GaMERCaT… Yeah, I know, a lot of weird stuff happens in this site’s comment boxes…
PapaBear
Oranges? More like Boreragnarok.
Justin
Who?
Fortnite rules
MAKE GAMERCAT PLAY FORTNITE
Indigo Winged Wolf
*Hides* TAKE COVER!!!!!!!! Cats and guns are NOT a good mix!
Immameowzing
FaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaa@g
Immameowzing
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
Neko
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treasure hunt games
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Kinal Kaur
All the contents you mentioned in post are too good and can be very useful. I will keep it in mind, thanks for sharing the information keep updating, looking forward for more posts.
Doom Cat
Gamercat’s face in panel 2… he must now be a master at seducing people (he was terrible at it earlier in the series, for the ones who don’t know)
Abbykatie
Ethics made in Nintendo
Abbykatie
If you thing about it, there are a lot of things not properly correct. Think about pokemon. In their world they are are just like animals. In the real world, make animals fighting only for fun isn’t legal and it’s cruel. Why it isn’t in pokemon world
Abbykatie
?
Waluigi Time
Eh. I’ve dropped the baby penguin off the cliff in Mario 64. My morality concerning Mario games has been gone for a LOOOOOONG time.
But it’ll be a cold day in Hell before I use a Yoshi as an extra jump….unless it’s Mario Maker. Those are simulation Yoshis in my eyes.
Abbykatie
The best thing to do with these things is try to ignore them. And, by the time, you will accept them. You have to learn how to do this if you start to watch videos about obscure theories about video games.
I SMELL PENNENEEES
The female goomba has been betrayed, reminds me of me
Super Jonte
So u fall in love with goomet then kill her possible husband and leave her there just to get a stupid MOON man when I did it I did NOT fell sorry NO MERCY…until now u ruined my lifeeeeeeeeee