Hah, I’m first
And the rainbow star is in my control
Try and blue shell me now!
time on the Rainbow Star ran out
Congratulations for continuing a practice that is over 20 years old, doesn’t add anything to the comment section, and even in the first year of starting was already considered an act of trolling.
It’s still fun though
Dude,chats as fun as putting a peanut in the sandwich of a kid who’s deathly allergic to peanuts
*thats, not chats
That’s quite fun
Um, That would hurt the kid
what if he noticed the small lump in his sandwich from the peanut
Oh, and thanks
For congratulating me
Remember, the star only lasts so long… And it wears off very quickly when you’re in first…
Well, there’s another set of item boxes is close by…
Well it’s been 6 days it has to have worn off by now *blue shells him*
Hah, you hit the other guy
I dropped back to second and regained first when you hit him
Please consider removing yourself from the gene pool in any way possible, much appreciated, thanks!
And I can always drop back to second, then regain first with the red shell
No, this is Mario Kart Wii, and it will hit you anyway.
Who else has been in first, had a blue shell thrown at them, unintentionally get passed by a few cpu, and then get hit with the shell?
Kill yourself and make the world a slightly better place.
No clue what’s worse: Unfunny first comments or people telling posters of said comments to commit not exist
Both make me want to commit no more blood flow
Nah, suicide doesn’t seem very fun
Tell Yuri that! (ddlc)
too soon dude
You really like Fatal Frame, don’t you?
Please don’t encourage suicide…….
You’re worse than a “first” commenter.
This is why ‘R U ok day’ exists
DUDE! The heck?!
Whocares69 is now my favorite person
I think the worst part of this is when you get down by jumping on each Goomba individually while Goombette cries
I haven’t played this game yet (BotW is taking up all my Switch time) but what is it with Nintendo making you fake interest for items? It makes me feel bad for doing it, but I’ll have to do it for 100% completion.
This is why, after I get the moon, I keep the hookah stack there. She continues being happy after I leave.
Auto correct! I mean Goomba.
I mean .. a hookah stack would probably keep her pretty happy too.. :D
I do the same thing. Keep her happy for more power moons ;)
I haven’t played (scince i dont have it) but i would do the same thing
Nintendo: The family friendly video game company that gave us horny chestnut-mushroom monsters
Also a world where capturing animals and forcing them into conflicts is legal.
And a pink blob capable of consuming nearly anything which fights hellish eldritch abominations.
And a parasite which drains your energy while you flail helpessly.
Should I go on?
|Nintendo: The family friendly video game company that gave us derpy chestnut-mushroom monsters
FTFY (Fixed that for you)
Wait was Bayonetta created by Nintendo? No, it’s just on the Switch
Still a better love story than Twilight
*bew bew bew bew bew bew* *foghorn sounds*
Still a better love story then Romeo and Juliet
Ya that’s fair….
Still a better love story than Wuthering Heights.
Yay!!!!! Second volume¡!!!!!!!
I don’t feel too sorry for Goombette, because she falls in love at first sight with *any* Goomba. She’ll be over her heartbreak fast.
She does seem to have very low standards.
THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME
How insensitive. They probably have unique personalities or something.
They all have different walk patterns, that’s it
Also SERIOUSLY, what the heck is it with all of this “FIRST!” garbage?
[im sure this will have no affect whatsoever on the garbage first comments]
Make sure you lock your doors at night
If you don’t want to feel my wrath