I remember back in the day when replies on Gamercat comics were actually about the comic, and there was some stimulating discussion about the relevant games…
Be nice, have you seen all the other comic’s comments? At this point it’s a friendly competition, and tradition. Oh, and welcome to the internet
Snocone
Why thank you! I was actually born before the internet was publicly/commercially used–I’ve met it a few times ;) And yes, I’ve read the other comic’s comments; I contributed to many of them :)
If you don’t say things like that, most people won’t know that it’s a grammar mistake, unless they’re English teachers or hermione or something like that
As a game programmer… I seriously doubt that the programmer cared about such kind of thing. I believe the decision must came from higher position.
On the other hand, some designer must had described how it should work (probably in some design document), an artist must had modeled it in 3D, then an animator must had animated it and then give instruction to the programmer how to properly animate it in game. Then the programmer wrote the code to control it and designer with animator checked whether it works properly and wrote some bug reports to the programmer describing what exactly is wrong… I’m not sure whether I find the though more scary or hilarious…
If the programmers got the physics engine right, it wouldn’t be up to them. It would be up to the art/graphics department to slap the dick on, check box the “meat physics” option and call it a day.
A game of this size? No fucking way would the programming team have any say in the horse dicks.
Monster Musume does things to a man. Makes a man question himself and others.
Some of us see a horse butt and go “yep… that’s a horse butt”. But others… OTHERS man… apparently they see beauty in a horse butt, something us common folks can’t seem to understand.
Some of us see a horse butt and go “Nay!”
But others go “Neigh!”
It is for them that I weep. For them I pay respects. For it is they who have lost the most, and gained nothing.
Animator: “Please let me go, I have a wife and family!
Rockstar: “Not until the horse is as detailed as possible”
Animator: “Does that mean I have to… *shudder*”
Rockstar: “Yes.’
They are just trying to cater to female gamers.
Seriously though, thats nothing next to Conan Exiles, which is out on steam!
Dangly bits on everything is pretty much officially mainstream at this point.
107 thoughts on “Horseplay”
IMMAMEOWZING
FIRST!
Stop it
Why? Why do you think that any of us will care?
Switcherland
I CARE!
…about blue shelling this dude!
IMMAMEOWZING
It’s not my fault IMMAMEOWZING
Blaginon95
I’m sensing hostility
Snocone
I remember back in the day when replies on Gamercat comics were actually about the comic, and there was some stimulating discussion about the relevant games…
I miss those days
ShadowGamer
We all do.
Zant
Be nice, have you seen all the other comic’s comments? At this point it’s a friendly competition, and tradition. Oh, and welcome to the internet
Snocone
Why thank you! I was actually born before the internet was publicly/commercially used–I’ve met it a few times ;) And yes, I’ve read the other comic’s comments; I contributed to many of them :)
Justin
8 people and their families cared
TatsuNoko
And?
Lucky
congrats
im not saying i would say first if was i was but…
Lucky
when you make a grammar error you cant fix…
IMMAMEOWZING
If you don’t say things like that, most people won’t know that it’s a grammar mistake, unless they’re English teachers or hermione or something like that
Kuro2427
Nobody cares!
Daisy Kitty
Yeah, nobody cares.
CaptJCB
I CARE!
BLUE SHELL ACTIVATE!!!
RandomCommenter#1437
Blu shell the firster.
idk
down with ‘im
TatsuNoko
The programmers must really not want any memes on their horses owning no private parts…
MattoMatteo
Well, now they will have meme on their horses owning private parts! ^_^’
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As a game programmer… I seriously doubt that the programmer cared about such kind of thing. I believe the decision must came from higher position.
On the other hand, some designer must had described how it should work (probably in some design document), an artist must had modeled it in 3D, then an animator must had animated it and then give instruction to the programmer how to properly animate it in game. Then the programmer wrote the code to control it and designer with animator checked whether it works properly and wrote some bug reports to the programmer describing what exactly is wrong… I’m not sure whether I find the though more scary or hilarious…
anon
If the programmers got the physics engine right, it wouldn’t be up to them. It would be up to the art/graphics department to slap the dick on, check box the “meat physics” option and call it a day.
A game of this size? No fucking way would the programming team have any say in the horse dicks.
Daisy Kitty
Hey dude, keep this family friendly.
Jeffyboiu
…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
tudza
Looks like cat ain’t from around these parts.
Switcherland
But they found some new parts!
Indigo
Doesn’t really help when you’re that short…..
Daisy Kitty
Yeah… but GaMERCaT is usually naked anyway.
CaptJCB
Umm… he’s a cat. He should be naked, unless you count the bandana he wears all the time.
Doom Cat
*AHEM*.
ChaosSorceror_Davidicus
Monster Musume does things to a man. Makes a man question himself and others.
Some of us see a horse butt and go “yep… that’s a horse butt”. But others… OTHERS man… apparently they see beauty in a horse butt, something us common folks can’t seem to understand.
Some of us see a horse butt and go “Nay!”
But others go “Neigh!”
It is for them that I weep. For them I pay respects. For it is they who have lost the most, and gained nothing.
Anima
… Gamer cat aren’t you usually running around nude half the time anyway? lol
Classic Steve
Horses are especially endowed.
Falcontail
The point is that they have “it” and he does not
TimTime10
Okay but why though?
ThunderPheonix
“Everything must be detailed!”
“Everything?”
“Everything”
Indigo
“Even…”
“OH YEAH IF THAT AINT IN YOU ARE FIRED!”
Jeffyboiu
Ain’t or aint isn’t a fkin word
RandomCommenter#1437
Nobody gives a shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
CaptJCB
Tell that to HALF THE AMERICAN POPULATION AT THE TIME OF RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2!!!
jinjin
They also take shits randomly.
TimTime10
… Okay that’s just ridicilus to have in a game.
ItzMeDB
Well, horses crap a lot anyway all the time. Ever been to the fair?
sebacostamr
Animator: “Please let me go, I have a wife and family!
Rockstar: “Not until the horse is as detailed as possible”
Animator: “Does that mean I have to… *shudder*”
Rockstar: “Yes.’
Daisy Kitty
Animator: “Why do I do this…”
RandomCommenter#1437
Rockstar: “You chose this job”
theriku260
Amazing as always
sarusa
Gamercat better watch it, because those horses will also happily take a dump on him.
sarusa
Oh, also, the horses’ scrotums will shrink in cold weather. That is a ‘breathtaking’ level of detail for horse privates.
WolfLahti
That’s nothing new. There’s a Skyrim mod to add genitals to the horses.
Shen Hibiki
This is QUITE new. The mod was done bysomeone adding to a game as a joke, or just ’cause they could.
This was -with- the game, added ’cause someone was paid to add it and ’cause the company assumed it was needed.
Quite, quite different. XD
Justin
What the fuck is a horse?
Daisy Kitty
*facepalm* -_-
Daisy Kitty
Hey, I got a new gravatar email thing, so it’s still me, just with a different pic. =^w^=
Switcherland
<3
You look AMAZING!!!
Jeffyboiu
How?
Tygofive
If gamercat needs bleach I will definitely give him some.
Justin
Nice beverage
RandomCommenter#1437
It tastes amazing with tide pods I hear.
Doom Cat
And a hint of chunky milk
Thwaitesy
I am so loving Red Dead 2.
kikinaak
They are just trying to cater to female gamers.
Seriously though, thats nothing next to Conan Exiles, which is out on steam!
Dangly bits on everything is pretty much officially mainstream at this point.
PaintedParadox
What, is a female gamer going to think horse genitals are hot?
DBMaster
Anyone heard? Stan Lee passed away today.
Falcontail
F
Tygofive
F
Jeffyboiu
Wait. Who’s Stan Lee?
RandomCommenter#1437
If I can remember correctly the actor of iron man
Normies Get Out