I wonder who got the honor of programming that. I'm so happy RDR2 is finally out! The first one is one of my favorite games.
107 thoughts on “Horseplay”
Why? Why do you think that any of us will care?
…about blue shelling this dude!
It’s not my fault IMMAMEOWZING
I’m sensing hostility
I remember back in the day when replies on Gamercat comics were actually about the comic, and there was some stimulating discussion about the relevant games…
I miss those days
We all do.
Be nice, have you seen all the other comic’s comments? At this point it’s a friendly competition, and tradition. Oh, and welcome to the internet
Why thank you! I was actually born before the internet was publicly/commercially used–I’ve met it a few times ;) And yes, I’ve read the other comic’s comments; I contributed to many of them :)
8 people and their families cared
im not saying i would say first if was i was but…
when you make a grammar error you cant fix…
If you don’t say things like that, most people won’t know that it’s a grammar mistake, unless they’re English teachers or hermione or something like that
Yeah, nobody cares.
BLUE SHELL ACTIVATE!!!
Blu shell the firster.
down with ‘im
The programmers must really not want any memes on their horses owning no private parts…
Well, now they will have meme on their horses owning private parts! ^_^’
As a game programmer… I seriously doubt that the programmer cared about such kind of thing. I believe the decision must came from higher position.
On the other hand, some designer must had described how it should work (probably in some design document), an artist must had modeled it in 3D, then an animator must had animated it and then give instruction to the programmer how to properly animate it in game. Then the programmer wrote the code to control it and designer with animator checked whether it works properly and wrote some bug reports to the programmer describing what exactly is wrong… I’m not sure whether I find the though more scary or hilarious…
If the programmers got the physics engine right, it wouldn’t be up to them. It would be up to the art/graphics department to slap the dick on, check box the “meat physics” option and call it a day.
A game of this size? No fucking way would the programming team have any say in the horse dicks.
Hey dude, keep this family friendly.
Looks like cat ain’t from around these parts.
But they found some new parts!
Doesn’t really help when you’re that short…..
Yeah… but GaMERCaT is usually naked anyway.
Umm… he’s a cat. He should be naked, unless you count the bandana he wears all the time.
Monster Musume does things to a man. Makes a man question himself and others.
Some of us see a horse butt and go “yep… that’s a horse butt”. But others… OTHERS man… apparently they see beauty in a horse butt, something us common folks can’t seem to understand.
Some of us see a horse butt and go “Nay!”
But others go “Neigh!”
It is for them that I weep. For them I pay respects. For it is they who have lost the most, and gained nothing.
… Gamer cat aren’t you usually running around nude half the time anyway? lol
Horses are especially endowed.
The point is that they have “it” and he does not
Okay but why though?
“Everything must be detailed!”
“OH YEAH IF THAT AINT IN YOU ARE FIRED!”
Ain’t or aint isn’t a fkin word
Nobody gives a shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
Tell that to HALF THE AMERICAN POPULATION AT THE TIME OF RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2!!!
They also take shits randomly.
… Okay that’s just ridicilus to have in a game.
Well, horses crap a lot anyway all the time. Ever been to the fair?
Animator: “Please let me go, I have a wife and family!
Rockstar: “Not until the horse is as detailed as possible”
Animator: “Does that mean I have to… *shudder*”
Animator: “Why do I do this…”
Rockstar: “You chose this job”
Amazing as always
Gamercat better watch it, because those horses will also happily take a dump on him.
Oh, also, the horses’ scrotums will shrink in cold weather. That is a ‘breathtaking’ level of detail for horse privates.
That’s nothing new. There’s a Skyrim mod to add genitals to the horses.
This is QUITE new. The mod was done bysomeone adding to a game as a joke, or just ’cause they could.
This was -with- the game, added ’cause someone was paid to add it and ’cause the company assumed it was needed.
Quite, quite different. XD
What the fuck is a horse?
Hey, I got a new gravatar email thing, so it’s still me, just with a different pic. =^w^=
You look AMAZING!!!
If gamercat needs bleach I will definitely give him some.
It tastes amazing with tide pods I hear.
And a hint of chunky milk
I am so loving Red Dead 2.
They are just trying to cater to female gamers.
Seriously though, thats nothing next to Conan Exiles, which is out on steam!
Dangly bits on everything is pretty much officially mainstream at this point.
What, is a female gamer going to think horse genitals are hot?
Anyone heard? Stan Lee passed away today.
Wait. Who’s Stan Lee?
If I can remember correctly the actor of iron man
Normies Get Out
Is this the first PEGI 18+ game GC has played in this comic? I’m kinda new, but i’ve read a lot of the comic, and all I’ve seen is PEGI 7-12 games.