Every time I play Katamari I think how awesome it would be to clean my house that way. But then I think about what I'd have to do with the ball of junk and it ruins the whole thing.
Thanks for your patience while I took my holiday vacation! I had a great time visiting my family. I hope you all had a good Christmas and New Year's :)
It’s a game where you, a prince, have to roll up a giant ball of random things in order to fix the universe and please the Universe King. It’s something along those lines, I can’t exactly remember but I just know that you roll up a giant ball of junk.
To elaborate on what Panda said: You are the Prince of All Cosmos, your father The King of All Cosmos is… scatter-brained., and broke the stars in the night sky. He’s lazy and forks the job over to you. Your job is to start with a teensy ball, less than an inch tall (the prince himself is tiny; despite the overbearing height of the King) and collect whatever the King wants to make stars out of. The ball is incredibly sticky, and can gather things much in the same way as seen in this comic. If your ball is bigger than the object, you suck the object, person, creature, or concept… into the ball, adding mass to it, and thus allowing you to gather even bigger objects into the ball. King gives you a time limit, because he’s impatient, and many levels will have objectives to them, such as “grab as many crabs as you can for the cancer constellation” or “grab as many flowers with as little else as possible”. It gets pretty wacky, and the music is top-notch crazy. Listen to the soundtrack sometime. It’s great.
If you are interested, and have a Nintendo Switch (I believe), the original game was remade and ported over to it. If you have a Playstation, you might even find some of the other titles in the Playstation Store (or even in your local game retail). They are seriously great games. If you wanna look but not buy, to see what it is about, I’d recommend perhaps watching a playthrough of a Let’s Player youtube. Game Grumps has played a fair few of them, and even tried the remastered original recently. Give em a look.
My little sister watched it and loved it and wanted to watch it a lot after that and I just said NOPE and tossed the case with the disc down the stairs and booked it down the hall.
Damn, I was late. Then again I sleep till 11:30 (like a normal person obviously would) and this is being posted at 3:00 in the morning so that is to be expected. Anyway, Samantha, you’ve outdone yourself, I figured a month-and-a-half long break would give you a little extra time to think about it.
Yeah. There is absolutely no possibility that it will become stuck in a gravitational pull. Or burn itself out. Or destroy the catapult. Or anything else, come to that.
lol Not really, but my cat tries to all the time… barf, poop, food… anything he doesn’t want me to see gets a rug pulled over it. He hasn’t figured out yet that I know where the rug is supposed to be and I know it’s supposed to lay flat. ;P
Has anyone seen a show or movie with pirate ninjas or robot ninjas or something. I’m asking because I have a game (Castle Crashers, check it out on steam, its cool) that has them and I think its a reference. Anyway I’d like a Casle Crashers comic plz, you can turn off gore so people don’t get angry at you for it “not being true to the game” or something and its kid-friendly (until they find the comments section, that is)
118 thoughts on “Clean Roll”
ChaosSorceror_Davidicus
Nuh-nah! Nuh-nah-nah-nah-nuh-nuh-nah nuh-ka-ta-mar-i-da-ma-ciiiii..
Retard hour
Within this land of shattered dreams
Where the days seem never-ending
Daisy Kitty
what exactly is Katamari Damacy?
PandaWandaBear
It’s a game where you, a prince, have to roll up a giant ball of random things in order to fix the universe and please the Universe King. It’s something along those lines, I can’t exactly remember but I just know that you roll up a giant ball of junk.
RandomCommenter#1437
Its a trippy f*cling game
Grey
truer words have never been spoken
RandomCommenter#1437
I figured someone would say that
Switcherland
Watch your language!
ChaosSorceror_Davidicus
To elaborate on what Panda said: You are the Prince of All Cosmos, your father The King of All Cosmos is… scatter-brained., and broke the stars in the night sky. He’s lazy and forks the job over to you. Your job is to start with a teensy ball, less than an inch tall (the prince himself is tiny; despite the overbearing height of the King) and collect whatever the King wants to make stars out of. The ball is incredibly sticky, and can gather things much in the same way as seen in this comic. If your ball is bigger than the object, you suck the object, person, creature, or concept… into the ball, adding mass to it, and thus allowing you to gather even bigger objects into the ball. King gives you a time limit, because he’s impatient, and many levels will have objectives to them, such as “grab as many crabs as you can for the cancer constellation” or “grab as many flowers with as little else as possible”. It gets pretty wacky, and the music is top-notch crazy. Listen to the soundtrack sometime. It’s great.
If you are interested, and have a Nintendo Switch (I believe), the original game was remade and ported over to it. If you have a Playstation, you might even find some of the other titles in the Playstation Store (or even in your local game retail). They are seriously great games. If you wanna look but not buy, to see what it is about, I’d recommend perhaps watching a playthrough of a Let’s Player youtube. Game Grumps has played a fair few of them, and even tried the remastered original recently. Give em a look.
Gyro
I guess you are more a furry than a gamer.
Daisy Kitty
Shut up Gyro.
Thunder cat
Can you stop
Gyro
Not trynig to cyberbully. But i am not the one writing all caps in the comment section.
Justin
Feel the wind beneath the steel
anonymous
the real question is not how the ball was made but how it started
EyeListen
Happy NEW Year. xoxo
Fluxxdog
I asked how he got everything stuck together. Wife just looked at me and said, “Hairballs.”
Eeeeeeeeeeew.
TimTime10
It kinda makes nense. Doesn’t it.
Daisy Kitty
…”nense?”
TimTime10
*dakadence. I meant dakadence.
745-RR
*sense. You meant sense.
Ella
Well she’s not wrong… ;P
Manutigre
This is just so weird but so funny 😂 hahahaha
LB899
That’s actually a pretty good summary of the game too.
Daisy Kitty
You wanted Malcom, you got Malcom!
Justin
First time in a year
Switcherland
now I have “For The First Time in Forever” stuck in my head
TatsuNoko
-severe puberty voice cracks- For da first time in FOREVAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -destroys the universe-
Justin
MBFL
RandomCommenter#1437
My little sister watched it and loved it and wanted to watch it a lot after that and I just said NOPE and tossed the case with the disc down the stairs and booked it down the hall.
The Gamercat 2.0
That must be a fun game! :)
Jayden.H
Nooo! The tune!
Must… block… out!…
Tygofive
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA KATAMARI DAMACY
Justin
To the land of the sun where our journeys begun
RandomCommenter#1437
Damn, I was late. Then again I sleep till 11:30 (like a normal person obviously would) and this is being posted at 3:00 in the morning so that is to be expected. Anyway, Samantha, you’ve outdone yourself, I figured a month-and-a-half long break would give you a little extra time to think about it.
RandomCommenter#1437
Also sorry if I’m using the wrong name, I just read the “by Samantha Whitten”
thing at the top
RandomCommenter#1437
I don’t mean go spend all your vacation thinking about this, jot down random ideas for the comic and relax
RandomCommenter#1437
Random ideas you have during vacation
Justin
Like Mega Man comics
RandomCommenter#1437
Someone’s already said something about mega man weaboo crap, we don’t need this too
RandomCommenter#1437
Even if I’d be fine with it
Justin
Yeah I’m not really a fan of Mega Man anime
Or anime at all
In fact anybody who ever is should build a time
machine and move into a conversation camp.
RandomCommenter#1437
It’s not necessarily bad though, like who remembers the Pokemon anime (atleast I’m I’m pretty sure its an anime technically)
Switcherland
Have you three heard of language rules?
NO CURSING
Justin
Have you heard of a profanity filter?
Daisy Kitty
Have you heard of tiny children who come upon things without one?
Justin
Have you heard of bread?
Dutch(the probable ass)
Have you heard of potatoes?
Espurr used Post
Have you heard of the magical Mr. Mistofilees?
BowenTheKotoc
Obviously you throw the ball into the sky so it becomes a new star. :D
Switcherland
Just burn it and catapult it into the air.
That seems like a good idea.
Daisy Kitty
Yeah. There is absolutely no possibility that it will become stuck in a gravitational pull. Or burn itself out. Or destroy the catapult. Or anything else, come to that.
Dutch(the probable ass)
See you get it.
Dan-The-Squid
So you’ll never make an Octo Expansion comic?
RandomCommenter#1437
Yea-no not happening, she posts about games she’s played and her experience with them, sooooooooo nah fam.
Animegx43
Anyone else expected Glitch to have gotten stuck in that thing?
Justin
Who the heck is glitch?
Meep.
Smol kitty, pale kitty, little ball of fur.
BC’s bro, fast like a crow, pur pur pur.
Justin
Descriptive
Ninsega21
@Justin Read the entire series
It’s not too bad
Saaaage
Thank you for the BBT reference
Justin
I thought BBT was a bank.
Daisy Kitty
BBT is Big Bang Theory
#bazinga
BorizG
That was easy
Avocado's Number
You can cover up absolutely anything with a carpet.
Trust me.
ANYTHING.
Daisy Kitty
Like my cat.
Ella
lol Not really, but my cat tries to all the time… barf, poop, food… anything he doesn’t want me to see gets a rug pulled over it. He hasn’t figured out yet that I know where the rug is supposed to be and I know it’s supposed to lay flat. ;P
Daisy Kitty
No, I mean my cat sometimes tries to cover herself with the rug.
Thwaitesy
Well at least his plan for collecting the junk worked.
RandomCommenter#1437
Has anyone seen a show or movie with pirate ninjas or robot ninjas or something. I’m asking because I have a game (Castle Crashers, check it out on steam, its cool) that has them and I think its a reference. Anyway I’d like a Casle Crashers comic plz, you can turn off gore so people don’t get angry at you for it “not being true to the game” or something and its kid-friendly (until they find the comments section, that is)
TimTime10
Malcom! I haven’t seen him in a long time. I always liked him.
Tyler Furrison
Wait, where’s Sweet and Glitch…?