Gesundheit
Posted on February 4, 2019 by Celesse
When I first started playing Minecraft I was rather taken aback by the disturbing farms people create for milking the mobs for resources. They're creative, but yikes!

126 thoughts on “Gesundheit”

  1. Justin

    Close your eyes, hear the thundering rain
    Here inside of the torture and pain

    1. Grey

      and then you’ll see, what it should be,
      in this world of pure domestication.

      1. junkray

        i have a blue shell no one is first? :(

        1. Diggy Kin

          sorry man, gotta put it away for now. Don’t worry, no inventory space goes to waste here, just wait.

      2. Grey

        rats.
        my willy wonka joke went over everyones heads :(

        1. Kodamant

          No it didnt

        2. Justin

          The DF song went over everyone’s head

      3. noob / pro gamer

        hahahaah

        1. Stupidbro

          XD LOL Willy Wonka!!!

  2. kutecitten

    GaMERCat just got rekt by a panda

    1. Lawrence Gordon

      You just got fucked by knowledge

  3. Khaisz

    Gonna be easy to farm the slime balls, just put a bunch of hoppers under them

    1. Daisy Kitty

      That’s…actually a good idea. noice

      1. Empty Child

        wait, they really do make slime balls? thats wierd, I didnt know because I have the amazing ability to travel across 3 oceans, 5 continents, 4 deserts, and a number of monsters without finding just ONE jungle. Its a miracle I found my way home.

        1. Daisy Kitty

          Wow. But relateable. I couldn’t find one so I decided to build my own bamboo jungle. It’s….still a work in progress.

        2. Avocado's Number

          I don’t think they will spawn though.

        3. Daisy Kitty

          It’s creative. I’ll spawn them myself

  4. sarusa

    Luckily you do not have to put a baby panda in a meat grinder to get a slimeball – killing them is counterproductive! Just pen them up and wait for them to start sneezing because mommy panda is an anti-vaxxer.

    1. PiMan

      You still put as many as possible into as small a space as possible, and is that much better?

  5. ChaosSorceror_Davidicus

    There once was a nature conservationist, all he had was a couple of pandas, a stack of redstone, a few hoppers, some pistons, and a dream…..

  6. stachada

    Idk if they changed it or not, but I think at one point the slime balls weren’t actually able to be picked up. I believe it may have been a measure specifically to prevent the scenario you’re imagining, though it may also have been a bug.

    Either way, pandas would be extremely inefficient, not only are slimes about a million times easier to farm, but the babies eventually grow up, so you can’t just leave them to their own devices and expect slime… :/

    1. GoldenDonutzGaming

      Yeah, just using slimes would be way easier.
      I’d actually be surprised if someone made a baby panda farm for getting slime, it’d just be a huge waste of time.

      1. Empty Child

        Huh? A huge waste of time you say?
        *yells into the next room*MOOOOM! I’M GOING TO START A PANDA FARM!
        (nothing like wasting time on a devise meant to waste time)

        1. Justin

          Just a memory
          Or is it all a waste of time?

        2. NoMcFlyZone

          It’s astounding… Time is fleeting… Madness takes its toll…

  7. LB899

    One time on a server I was playing with some friends two of them went off and created a chicken farm with 900 chickens in it. The chickens weren’t being killed or anything either, it was a farm that only harvested the eggs. The server began to lag so bad that we had to cull down the chicken population, but before that happened we managed to get about 17 double chests full of eggs. Killing most of the chickens resulted in 6 stacks of raw chicken (I think), and about 10 levels of exp.

    It was an… interesting experience.

    1. TimTime10

      But was it the Kilian experience?

  8. junkray

    should add annymouse back

    1. TimTime10

      The anonymouses have only appeared once.

      1. junkray

        2 time

        1. TimTime10

          Really? When was the second appearence?

      2. TheLivingShadow

        Anonymice

        1. junkray

          in the second comic but hes dead

        2. man man

          and anonymouses if thay are in group but anonymouse when there is one

  9. enderfire12751

    the pandas are so adorable so idc if they sneeze slime balls.

    1. Justin

      Like the sun we’ll rise again

  10. TimTime10

    If they add red pandas i will play this game 16/2. I have school days…

    1. enderfire12751

      OMG YASSSS

    2. BorizG

      Welp… They have brown panadas.

      1. TimTime10

        They don’t coun’t!

        1. Daisy Kitty

          Do you mean red pandas like the ones that look like raccoons? Or do you mean actual pandas with red markings?

        2. TimTime10

          I tried to find pandas with red markings but nothing came up. But i’m refering to to the ones that look like racoons. As for the. Ones that don’t count i was refering to brown pandas.

        3. Empty Child

          do foxes count? there coming to Minecraft soon.

  11. RATEDFOX607376

    Panda farm?
    Sounds legit

  12. Yoshichu

    Can you do a Deltarune comic?

    1. SlightlyDramaticLogic

      wtf

    2. Yoshichu

      why my comment of all things?

      1. Justin

        Because you mentioned deltarune

        1. Kitsune

          So You are basically butthurting hater of Deltarune, right? You are angry because people like quality games, but You have to complain because it’s popular and popular means bad.

        2. TimTime10

          Or… He has an opinion that he words very strongly?

        3. G42t3r

          I think… Why not?

        4. Justin

          I didn’t say jack shit about it’s popularity

        5. Tyler Furrison

          You don’t have to be rude about it, especially saying EAT ** in the comments

        6. Justin

          And my email has been blocked from posting comments

        7. Ted

          World peace has happened. African children are no longer starving to death, we found a cure for cancer, Kim Jong Un cut off his own dick, and life expectancy has gone up dramatically.

        8. Tyler Furrison

          To Justin: good, kinda deserve it for bashing a game that doesn’t deserve it, especially in a comic’s comments

        9. Justin

          To Tyler Furrison: I can just use this account
          To Ted: I know you got that from LIH

        10. TimTime10

          Yeah but won’t this email be blocked aswell if you keep this up?

        11. Justin

          I have many spares

        12. Meepthedeep

          And why do you need so many?

        13. Justin

          Originally to subscribe to some guy to get him to 10 but now he’s at like 900

        14. Justin

          Never mind, they’re only at like 400

        15. Daisy Kitty

          Dude, I have 2 email addresses that go to the same account. Weird.

  13. SlightlyDramaticLogic

    The babies make slimeballs.
    The adults don’t
    Thew babies can grow up
    Then you’d have to breed and kill them
    There are many things wrong with this
    Am I questioning my sense of knowledge?
    Yes
    Probably
    Maybe
    …no

    1. Lawrence Gordon

      R

      1. SlightlyDramaticLogic

        ???

    2. Empty Child

      Just one of many incomplete, silly, and kind of pointless circles we drag ourselves into

  14. Yoshichu

    Can you do a Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Comic?

    1. TimTime10

      But that’s not a game.

      1. TheLivingShadow

        That doesn’t mean anything.

      2. Rade54yu

        I mean there are the fighting games and the characters are in jump force

        1. TimTime10

          Yes but this comic specifiacly goes with games or things releated to games and not movies.

      3. taskmanaged

        Jojo’s bizzare adventure: all stars is a game.

        1. TimTime10

          Alright

        2. Gyro

          There’s also JJBA: Eyes of heaven, which is Playstation exclusive. And JJBA: Last Survivor battle royale, announced exclusively for japanese arcade stations.

        3. TimTime10

          Oookay. But how popular where those games. From what i remember GaMERCaT doesn’t play obscure games or at least those games weren’t obscure at the time of that comics release.

  15. Kitsune

    I’m much surprised Minecraft still exist. I thought they stopped updating it like 1-2 years ago. But TIL they made a new update and have plans for more.

    1. TimTime10

      When you create one of the biggest games ever it’s safe to assume that they would wan’t to keep it going. Even if it has gained a little infamy because of the fanbase through the years.

      1. Empty Child

        Thats just people, not the game. Thats why I only ever play with my friends and will never play online with people I cant see and hit in the face again

  16. Tyler Furrison

    The baby pandas sneezing make all the surrounding adult ones jump, in reference to a classic youtube video

    1. Mr. Notyoutube

      Classic

  17. Thefrostbite

    I’d love an escape room style comic where they all go ‘screw it i can puzzle game why not puzzle room’ and end up screaming

    1. Daisy Kitty

      That would definitely be funny.

  18. URBOIDESPACITOSPIDER

    you know…..IM GUNNA TRY THAT! *two weeks later* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  19. TimTime10

    Jag har en idee` för en serie strip. Vad sägs om en serie strip där SPELaRKaTTEN försöker klara ett jätte stort spel till hundra procent och faller ner i galenskap? Det låter väl kul!

    1. Owlive

      alors n’échappez-vous à la folie que d’utiliser une autre langue pour en rendre fou les autres? K

      1. Empty Child

        isnt google translate amazing?

        1. TimTime10

          I am actualy from sweden so i didn’t use google translate.

        2. Stupidbro

          No. I’ve tested it with various languages and talked to people who speak the language, either because of a class or because they are native speakers and in every case I’ve tested, Google Translate has been wrong.

          Then, of course, there’s the fact that Google Translate literally contradicts itself sometimes. For example:
          Me: Come no further!
          Google Translate: *Something in Greek*
          Me: (Switches to translating from Greek to English)
          Google Translate: Come further!
          Me: (Mentally) What the heck?

      2. Owlive

        hmm that translated a little wierd. sry, escape the madness to cause madness to others.

        1. Daisy Kitty

          Det gjorde verkligen överskådligt konstigt.

      3. TimTime10

        Till Owilve: Näh ibland skriver jag bara saker i min moders tunga. Jag gör det dock lite extra generiskt svenskt ibland för den där gammaldags käsnlan.

  20. apandabun

    I have a pet panda,They love cake and if you feed them cake they wont die!unlike the FREAKING BIRBS

    1. Daisy Kitty

      How do you feed cake to pandas?

  21. Yoshichu

    Kingdom Hearts 3 Finally came out! Can you do a comic of it?

  22. Fortnite rules

    What about fortnite

    1. Justin

      Not literally but comically

    2. Tygofive

      i will too, but playing mine diamonds on a super loud speaker.

      1. Justin

        That has a clone hero chart

    3. TimTime10

      Why would you people ask for a [beep] fortnite comic it [beep] [beep]. Every little kid that’s palying that stupid game should be [beep] [beep] [beep] [beeeep] and [beep] [beep] [beep] [beep] until they [beep] [beep] [beeeeeeeeeeeeeep] so they’ll never walk properly again.

      Okay to be serious i really dislike fortnite a lot.

      1. BorizG

        Me too… But the rats of Minecraft go for Fortnite
        So it’s a better place… But it’s just time to see if Minecraft it’s best now… I still playng it and I like it

        1. TimTime10

          Yeah minecraft is still a pretty good game. It’s just the fanbase that caused it to recive a little infamy.

  23. Yoshichu

    I would love to see a GamerCat Cartoon on Netflix!
    Cause, that would be up my alley!

    1. Lawrence Gordon

      You know what I want on Netflix?

      Family Guy again.

      1. Tygofive

        Stop it.
        Get some help.

        1. No

          Lawrence Gordon

        2. anonymous

          i shot someone with a 360NOSCOPE in fortnite and i shot gordans profile profile

    2. BorizG

      Yay GamerCat for netflix :D

  24. Tygofive

    no and no

    1. Justin

      It leads to mediafire

  25. Defenently not TimTime10

    Random question of the… There’s not a set time. Have you ever tasted bambo.

    1. Justin

      germanwings cockpit

      1. Again. I'm totaly not TimTime10

        Are you trying to confuse me again?

  26. Some Gray Feline

    …the heck happened to the comments section? It used to be so chill.

    1. Ted

      Justin happened to it

      1. TimTime10

        Hehe. So true…

        1. Pikapika008

          yeah, he dropped an f bomb on the time I was asking for a splatoon 2 octo expansion comic…

        2. anonymous

          welp he ded now. and i can now play the harp without being judged by justin

          joking but i’m sure he would judge me

  27. bengineer8

    Someone, by the name “ilmango” tried to make such a slime farm. Wasn’t very practical

  28. gamer master

    acshuly only the sik pandas produce slime balls so that was a sik baby panda their are also aggressive panda lazy panda sad panda the playful panda and the rarest one is the brown panda and their is even mor pandas then all of those! sory for bad spelling

  29. Doom Cat

    Meanwhile, Kirby’s sneeze can knock Earth off of it’s rotation around the sun by sending us towards the sun at 50000000000000000 miles an hour

  30. Rey

    I eat babies for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! And I use their blood to brush my teeth and to shower! I’m truly evil!

  31. A girl

    Rey you could get more evil if you left bad comments about gamercat and ate puppies and kittens and tricked someone into drinking pee

  32. A girl

    And to eat poo

  33. GlitchyGamercatFan8627

    To Justin: Don’t go hating on Deltarune man, that’s uncool. Sincerely, a Ralsei fan

  34. fog

    The MC designs are so cute for these classic characters.

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