Heartbreaker
Posted on September 10, 2018 by Celesse
The Goombette tasks were a lot of fun, but man did they make me feel like a real jerk.

131 thoughts on “Heartbreaker”

  1. Immameowzing

    FFFFIIIIIRRRRSSSSSTTTTT!!!

    1. Immameowzing

      Hah, I’m first

    2. Immameowzing

      And the rainbow star is in my control

    3. Immameowzing

      Try and blue shell me now!

      1. Switcherland

        dodododododododododododo…
        time on the Rainbow Star ran out
        BLUE SHELL!!!

    4. LordViking

      Congratulations for continuing a practice that is over 20 years old, doesn’t add anything to the comment section, and even in the first year of starting was already considered an act of trolling.

      1. Immameowzing

        It’s still fun though

        1. Falcontail

          Dude,chats as fun as putting a peanut in the sandwich of a kid who’s deathly allergic to peanuts

        2. Bibab

          What

        3. Falcontail

          *thats, not chats

        4. Immameowzing

          That’s quite fun

        5. NinetaNeko

          Um, That would hurt the kid
          what if he noticed the small lump in his sandwich from the peanut

      2. Immameowzing

        Oh, and thanks

        1. Immameowzing

          For congratulating me

        2. Switcherland

          DIE!!!!!

    5. LB899

      Remember, the star only lasts so long… And it wears off very quickly when you’re in first…

      1. #kechup

        Please stop

        1. Immameowzing

          Well, there’s another set of item boxes is close by…

        2. Falcontail

          Well it’s been 6 days it has to have worn off by now *blue shells him*

        3. Immameowzing

          Hah, you hit the other guy

        4. Immameowzing

          I dropped back to second and regained first when you hit him

        5. Falcontail

          Please consider removing yourself from the gene pool in any way possible, much appreciated, thanks!

      2. Immameowzing

        And I can always drop back to second, then regain first with the red shell

        1. Anony-mouse

          No, this is Mario Kart Wii, and it will hit you anyway.

          Who else has been in first, had a blue shell thrown at them, unintentionally get passed by a few cpu, and then get hit with the shell?

    6. whocares69

      Kill yourself and make the world a slightly better place.

      1. sebacostamr

        No clue what’s worse: Unfunny first comments or people telling posters of said comments to commit not exist

        1. Falcontail

          Both make me want to commit no more blood flow

      2. Immameowzing

        Nah, suicide doesn’t seem very fun

        1. Daisy Kitty

          Tell Yuri that! (ddlc)

        2. Purpleturtle

          too soon dude

        3. Switcherland

          You really like Fatal Frame, don’t you?

        4. ShadowGamer

          And Sayori.

      3. Neko

        Please don’t encourage suicide…….

        1. Daisy Kitty

          Sorry…

      4. Yoyo

        You’re worse than a “first” commenter.

        1. Neko

          Who me?

      5. Immameowzing

        This is why ‘R U ok day’ exists

      6. Indigo Winged Wolf

        DUDE! The heck?!

        1. Justin

          Whocares69 is now my favorite person
          Here

  2. Dicordual

    I think the worst part of this is when you get down by jumping on each Goomba individually while Goombette cries

  3. LordViking

    I haven’t played this game yet (BotW is taking up all my Switch time) but what is it with Nintendo making you fake interest for items? It makes me feel bad for doing it, but I’ll have to do it for 100% completion.

  4. RayvenShade

    This is why, after I get the moon, I keep the hookah stack there. She continues being happy after I leave.

    1. RayvenShade

      Auto correct! I mean Goomba.

      1. Shadowydreamer

        I mean .. a hookah stack would probably keep her pretty happy too.. :D

    2. The GaMERCaT 2.0

      I do the same thing. Keep her happy for more power moons ;)

    3. Neko

      I haven’t played (scince i dont have it) but i would do the same thing

  5. KingLeoAries

    Nintendo: The family friendly video game company that gave us horny chestnut-mushroom monsters

    1. HamCat

      Also a world where capturing animals and forcing them into conflicts is legal.
      And a pink blob capable of consuming nearly anything which fights hellish eldritch abominations.
      And a parasite which drains your energy while you flail helpessly.
      Should I go on?

    2. 745-RR

      |Nintendo: The family friendly video game company that gave us derpy chestnut-mushroom monsters

      FTFY (Fixed that for you)

    3. Doom Cat

      Wait was Bayonetta created by Nintendo? No, it’s just on the Switch

  6. Tyler F. (Gayer than Edward)

    Still a better love story than Twilight

    1. #kechup

      So ture

      1. Tyler Furrison

        “ture”

        1. #kechup

          sorry typo

    2. Indigo Winged Wolf

      shots fired

      1. Neko

        *bew bew bew bew bew bew* *foghorn sounds*

    3. Falcontail

      Still a better love story then Romeo and Juliet

      1. Indigo Winged Wolf

        OH SNAP

      2. Neko

        Ya that’s fair….

      3. HamCat

        Still a better love story than Wuthering Heights.

  7. #kechup

    Yay!!!!! Second volume¡!!!!!!!

  8. Classic Steve

    I don’t feel too sorry for Goombette, because she falls in love at first sight with *any* Goomba. She’ll be over her heartbreak fast.

    1. Snocone

      She does seem to have very low standards.

      1. Falcontail

        THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME

        1. Leaf_It

          How insensitive. They probably have unique personalities or something.

        2. Falcontail

          They all have different walk patterns, that’s it

  9. SoakySpud

    Second!

  10. GoldenDonutzGaming

    Shuddup.

  11. GoldenDonutzGaming

    Also SERIOUSLY, what the heck is it with all of this “FIRST!” garbage?
    [im sure this will have no affect whatsoever on the garbage first comments]

    1. Immameowzing

      Make sure you lock your doors at night

      1. Immameowzing

        If you don’t want to feel my wrath

        1. Falcontail

          Commit not breathing anymore

        2. Immameowzing

          I already have…

        3. Neko

          Are you ok……..

        4. Immameowzing

          No

        5. Neko

          Please…..get some help…… suicide isn’t funny……

  12. Bullet

    I will never be able to get this moon…

  13. Dan The Squid

    PLEASE MAKE AN OCTO EXPANSION COMIC

    1. Immameowzing

      PLEASE MAKE A COOKIE CLICKER GRANDMAPOCALYPSE COMIC

    2. Immameowzing

      PLEASE MAKE AN OCTODAD COMIC

    3. Tygofive

      -Octo expansion is required-

  14. ColdFusion

    She’s the one who only likes guys if they stack high enough

  15. kyguns

    do a yo-kai watch busters comic!

    1. Falcontail

      No

    2. Immameowzing

      Yup, no

      1. a fan of the comic

        why not

        1. Immameowzing

          The game sucks

        2. Neko

          Don’t yuck other people’s yum(not saying I would play it but still)

  16. ChaosSorceror_Davidicus

    Goombella just can’t find a good man, not since that one guy in Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door. He was a class act.

  17. The_MeltingClock

    ___ |\ __\ \ |__| I made a cube :)

    1. The_MeltingClock

      didn’t work :(

  18. Robert

    Mario’s just a big ol’ sociopath. You ever played Super Mario 3D World? How in the title screen, there’s this little place where goombas and turtles just dawdle around, until Mario and his pals run on-screen and start stomping around on them for literally no reason. I just find it a bit difficult to sympathize with him.

    1. Falcontail

      “Hey, I gots an idea, let’s kill the sun!!!”

    2. HamCat

      “We have a goal?”
      “Sure. Why did you think we were here?”
      “Well, I just figured we’d wander around, kill some sentient creatures because they had green skin and fangs and we don’t, and then take their stuff.”

    3. Luke_The_Ripper

      You think that’s bad?
      Keep in mind that in the original Super Mario Bros., the manual reveals that all the brick blocks you break during your adventure are actually Mushroom Kingdom citizens transformed by Bowser’s magic.

      1. Falcontail

        I heard about that

        1. Abbykatie

          Me too, there are people who make video only about these obscure things

        2. Abbykatie

          Piranha plants too are mushroom kingdom’s citizens

  19. Arkham nite

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  20. CyberDragon

    I totally relate to this. I always kind of felt bad for the Goombette

  21. Ikora Rey

    Hey could you do a comic on destiny 2, it’s a great game overall despite being filled with dlcs and some micro transactions. And anyways that could be used with the annoying fairy.

    1. Falcontail

      SOME

    2. NerfHerder88

      The microtransactions are mostly cosmetic things anyway. Sure ghost shells, ships, and sparrows now offer some minor bonuses, but nothing game changing

  22. bobross

    genji gamercat

  23. Tyler Furrison

    comment

  24. Tyler Furrison

    better be mixed with mercury

    1. Tyler Furrison

      was meant to be a replay to Justin

      1. Justin

        Good. No water.

  25. Tygofive

    Wow. 281 comics now! 19 more and there will be enough for a volume 3 book!

  26. Tygofive

    Go commit drincc liquid ice

    1. Justin

      NO! *jumps out window and steals car*

      1. Neko

        ??? 0-0

      2. Falcontail

        Ummm ?-?

      3. Indigo Winged Wolf

        Kay bye….. (Calls 9-1-1)
        Hi Police? Someone in this comments section just stole a car…What site? Oh, GaMERCaT… Yeah, I know, a lot of weird stuff happens in this site’s comment boxes…

  27. PapaBear

    Oranges? More like Boreragnarok.

    1. Justin

      Who?

  28. Fortnite rules

    MAKE GAMERCAT PLAY FORTNITE

    1. Indigo Winged Wolf

      *Hides* TAKE COVER!!!!!!!! Cats and guns are NOT a good mix!

  29. Immameowzing

    FaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaa@g

  30. Immameowzing

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

  31. Neko

    ?

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  34. Doom Cat

    Gamercat’s face in panel 2… he must now be a master at seducing people (he was terrible at it earlier in the series, for the ones who don’t know)

  35. Abbykatie

    Ethics made in Nintendo

  36. Abbykatie

    If you thing about it, there are a lot of things not properly correct. Think about pokemon. In their world they are are just like animals. In the real world, make animals fighting only for fun isn’t legal and it’s cruel. Why it isn’t in pokemon world

  37. Abbykatie

    ?

  38. Waluigi Time

    Eh. I’ve dropped the baby penguin off the cliff in Mario 64. My morality concerning Mario games has been gone for a LOOOOOONG time.

    But it’ll be a cold day in Hell before I use a Yoshi as an extra jump….unless it’s Mario Maker. Those are simulation Yoshis in my eyes.

  39. Abbykatie

    The best thing to do with these things is try to ignore them. And, by the time, you will accept them. You have to learn how to do this if you start to watch videos about obscure theories about video games.

  40. I SMELL PENNENEEES

    The female goomba has been betrayed, reminds me of me

  41. Super Jonte

    So u fall in love with goomet then kill her possible husband and leave her there just to get a stupid MOON man when I did it I did NOT fell sorry NO MERCY…until now u ruined my lifeeeeeeeeee

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