Potion Purée
Posted on May 14, 2012 by Celesse
At least there's still Lonlon Milk...

140 thoughts on “Potion Purée”

  1. Lisa

    Awww, poor GamerCat

    1. Heyoceama

      ‘shrug (proceeds to drink potions to make room for milk)

      1. Daisy Kitty

        HOLY CRAP.

        1. anonymous

          someone call the cops for fairy violation! :O

    2. fdshfudh

      wow! *o*

    3. StitchFan626

      Well; that kind of defeats the purpose, doesn’t it?

    4. gaMERcat fan1

      O_O

      1. BoomBoi

        LMAO the poor fairies…Would you rather kill them or BLEND THEM DO DEATH?!?!?!?!

        1. Margaret

          The blender was made to blend fairies together

  2. Nyorujam

    OMG OAO that make so much sense.

  3. Tom

    Oh GOD! Drink all the LonLon milk.
    How did you think up this?

    1. Thatguyyouknow

      But the truth is that LonLons actually eat red fairies to get the healing property in their milk.

      1. PotatoLane

        There’s always pumpkin soup for Skyward Sword… right?

        1. Xomniac

          One word: Fertilizer.

      2. fdshfudh

        GaMER CaT will never be healed after this…

    2. RainbowSushiGamer

      I guess nothing in Zelda can heal without a little fairy death. hah, hah.

      1. Daisy Kitty

        LonLon milk… I don’t think that it is made with the healing properties of fairies… I think it is made with rupee bitz (or tEm flakes! 😋).

  4. Moku

    I thought they were made from chuchus. Not that it makes it any better.

    1. Daisy Kitty

      They are, in Wind Waker.

  5. Otter

    Omg, his face. Its like relapse of horror.

  6. Zup

    There’s also Grandma’s soup…

  7. knite

    That means Blue potions…..!!

    1. Ciro

      Blue Potions : Navi’s Family Tree.

      1. LegendOfLink

        Then I’ll take one with this specialty fairy partner

  8. Andore Mordre

    And so, you continue to find new ways to mercilessly horrify people with this comic.

    I approve.

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  10. Pexkool

    I’m sure you’d find a way to shock us with how Lonlon Milk gets extracted or pasteurized or something.

    1. Rhiannon

      LonLons eat red fairies, that’sounds why the milk has healing properties.

  11. shiorimoon

    very funny :3 I never want to use portions again lol

  12. Lurockia

    Oh sure, but how does Lonlon milk get those healing qualities?
    By feeding the cow fairies of course. You just don’t get those results with plain wheat and hay.

    1. The GaMERCaT 1# fan

      Rupee bits?

  13. MadMatthew

    OH MY GOD!!! Oo’
    It’s disgusting! >.<'

  14. Addie

    ;) I love this comic! Keep the updates coming! LOL!

  15. Maoman

    And LonLon milk heals because they are FED fairies, as they grow.

  16. Nala

    That made me laugh real hard. Great :D

    I’d actually buy a T Shirt with Zelda-Gamercat on ;)

    1. Linkitty

      I 2nd that.

    2. Evilweirdo

      I say, madam. Do you perhaps mean Link-Gamercat?
      *is stickler for accuracy*

      1. The Governator

        Dafuq is a stickler? One who stickles?

        1. catergame

          A stickler is a person who insists on a certain quality or type of behavior.

  17. legendario13

    Just passing by…

    Its awesome!

    Laugh so hard with this!

    That face is all!

  18. Wolf

    This is one of the best gamer comics out there! I LOVED THIS ONE!!

  19. Angeluz

    cat trauma in 3..2..1..

  20. Suntherian

    c: Poor little gamercat, he means well!

  21. Insigma

    Are hearts fairies too?

  22. ZeldaForEver88

    I’ll never be able to buy a potion in a Legend of Zelda game ever again. :3

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  37. Junryou

    I just choked on my drink. Excellently humorous follow-up to “Sacrifice.”

  38. Carson

    You have made it onto my list of bookmarks! Keep it up! MOAR UPDATES

  39. spadeisking

    could we use navi to make a potion?

    1. Heyoceama

      Would make her more useful then she is now. XD

  40. bagszi

    Actually it’s true. Anyone remembers ocarina of time? There was a secret with a butterflies.
    “As a kid, take a deku stick out and hold it. Now, in a bunch of butterflies slowly walk, not run, round them and yull eventually see a butterfly hoverin your stick. keep walkin, dont stop and the butterfly will eventually touch the tip of the stick and turn into a Resurrection Fairy! (pink fairy)”

    And what do they use in Skyward Sword to improve Health Potion tp Health Potion+? 3 Blessed Butterflies. Yep.

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  43. Ciro

    I Saw That Face… In An Earlier GC Comic…

  44. Ciro

    How Many Potions did I Drank? O.o’

    1. pokelegendcat

      99999999999999.1

      1. Ciro

        Hmm… I Think You Are Right T.T

  45. Dennis

    Here, I fixed that for you..

    http://i.imgur.com/uixKS.jpg

    1. Celesse
      Administrator

      Hahaha!

    2. OverlyDramaticLogic

      LMAO HARD. And I rarely laugh.

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  47. Evilweirdo

    “These are the faces of evil!”

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  49. Darkstand

    DON’T DROP THE BOTTLE YOU FOOL DO YOU KNOW HOW RARE THOSE ARE

    Just found this comic, hilarious… I regret to inform you however that your RSS feed seems to be broken…. thought you might want to know (unless you already did).

    1. Celesse
      Administrator

      Really? The RSS seems to be working fine for me. Can you tell me what it’s doing?

      1. Darkstand

        Hrmmmmm…. tried it on some other pages and is seems that the problem is on my end… sorry. Still not sure what is causing it, but its not your doing at any rate.
        To answer the question, it displays the code itself in a new page… its quite odd.

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  54. SUPAH Sirus

    thats… thats just eff’in hilarious…

  55. Chynna

    Oh my gosh, that’s so terrible.

    I love these comics, so much. XD Your drawing is jsut so adorable.

  56. CarnageContestant

    Worst than touching fairies. =D

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  58. Snowskeeper

    …
    You know, before this, I never used to buy potions…
    But… Now… I think I will.

    1. OverlyDramaticLogic

      You`re a savage.

  59. pussyface

    Juvenile heart attack!!!

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  63. Mikary the shiny celebi

    Omg thats very traumatizing oAo

  64. randommage

    *cough* Chuchus *cough*

  65. Yuxqe

    Actually, potions are made from mushrooms according to majora’s mask.

    1. MaoMao!

      Well, true, but we all know that Majora’s Mask has quite a few… shall we say disturbing secrets.

      1. OverlyDramaticLogic

        ya…let’s not go there.

  66. bbr

    Yes it blends! :)

  67. MonsieurAwesome

    Yeah, think I can survive without health.

    1. Thiefheart

      LOL! Totally starting laughing at that! XDDD

  68. ZobmieKween

    LMMFAO!!! This is brilliant!!!

  69. Marscaleb

    You, sir, are a disgustingly sick and demented person.

    I will be reading this comic regularly from now on.

  70. hayo

    You could always rip the hearts out monsters and eat them ;D

    1. OverlyDramaticLogic

      yeet

  71. Silver Link

    I say that Link should make his own BLUE potion

  72. Unanonymous

    Red potions have been made from murdering enemies for Chu Jelly, and magic mushrooms.

    LonLon Milk is canonically alcoholic.

    No matter what, you morally lose.

    1. OverlyDramaticLogic

      alcohol? isn`t legend of Zelda rated E10+? wait..i could be wrong. …T?

  73. CharKrisMos

    Didn’t Wind Waker show how potions were made, using the Chu jelly system?

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  75. Gwenii

    Oh my God! This must have scarred him >:O

  76. gamercat

    i vomited in the toilet

  77. Marine-Fish147

    OMG! is that… LINK blending the fairies?! *Same expression that GC has*

    lol GaMERCaT.
    Luv the Comix btw! <)

  78. Heyoceama

    What about the hearts that come out of grass and pots?

    1. TempestDash (smartass warning)

      well they are most likely remains of dead animals which somehow ended up there when they were brutally murdered or those could just be Fairy Hearts. that seems quite legit.

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  80. Nancy

    Damned if you do……..!

  81. Clyth

    LIES! ALL LIES!! IT’S MADE FROM CHU JELLY! It’s made of… of….. T^T

    1. OverlyDramaticLogic

      LMAO

  82. Toaoflight3690

    Oh the cruelty!

  83. SgtRicko

    Well this is certainly canon now as of Breath of the Wild, since fairies are one of the many ingredients you can cook meals and elixirs with.

    1. frostare

      They just leave dust and go away, though. ;)

  84. frostare

    Haha, that’s why you drink grandma’s soup.

  85. frostare

    Haha, that’s why you drink Grandma’s soup instead. =)

  86. (°○°)

    Tramatizing

  87. HyperKittyGamer

    What’s with the random blender? Isn’t that modern?

  88. Leoma

    There is definately a lot to learn about this topic.

    I really like all the points you have made.

  89. Mangle

    Last pannel:
    Me when I see a spider in my room

  90. RedCreep155890

    *takes a potion of another game* See. these dont have red fairys in it *looks at back* (made out of: Blood. sugars, human hearts.) Welp imma throw up now

  91. Nyan (Nano)

    What a waste of money.

  92. Pikakid

    Que the scary music.

  93. Lock@Shock@Barrel

    I’m suprised that a fairy isn’t horrified by other fairys being blended. She must see this alot. I feel bad about her childhood

  94. GAMERGIRL

    Can the red fairies talk like blue fairy does?

    1. TBeholder

      That was on “Sacrifice” page.

  95. Nyan (Nano)

    Oh my god… I’m never drinking potions….

  96. GAMERGIRL

    Oh right now I remember. :P

  97. Marshadow

    Rip

  98. Super Jonte

    Heh ima still drink it

  99. I heart aliens

    le gasp*

  100. TheGaMERkitten

    I make my OWN potions. I don’t need to waste money so an ex-hero can break the fourth wall and blend some fairies

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